Well, not a dragon. But a hobbit that is scarier than any dragon! The Dragon Oh, don't you play upon that hill That winding path will lead to ill A wicked creature lives up there That watches with an evil stare Abandon hope if you go near The bravest folk are known to fear Dragon! Dragon! Also known as Sackville-Baggins! For if you knock upon her door She'll greet you with a mighty roar And thunder strikes upon the ground As she madly stamps around It's best you turn and run away For then you'll live another day! Thunder! Lightening! The sound of her is always frightening! And little children making noise Is to her what most annoys She'll wield a mighty rolling pin To wave at those who make a din She'll mock you with her choicest words The likes of which are seldom heard Grouching! Groaning! For when she speaks she's always moaning! Now goblins came across the fields They clattered swords and bashed their shields But coming to the Party Tree They disturbed the Dragon having tea Unleashed was now her mighty ire The goblins fled from out the Shire Screeching! Wailing! The Dragon left those goblins trailing So don't you play upon that hill The Dragon there will make you ill Lobelia may be her name But scaring folk, it is her game You'll know her by her angry call Terrifying one and all Dragon! Dragon! Run away from Sackville-Baggins!