Dear Grand Order Of The Lost Mathom, Hullo! I am Master Vedoc Diggins of the Longbottom Digginses. A pipeweed farmworker from the Southfarthing. It has recently come ter me attention that The Grand Order may be accepting applications from hobbits willing to assist in thier causes. Now i’m not the most learned hobbit, but I knows a thing or two bout growing pipeweed and the fine art of smoking it too for that matter. I’ve also got a small collection of pipes from around the Shire, of which I am quite proud. Some of them quite old im told. I enjoy a good dance and a cider as much as any hobbit should and am somewhat of a cook even if i says so meself! I would be most honoured if yer would take into consideration a hobbit such as meself fer joining The Order. Yours respectfully, Master V.Diggins.